Celtic 5 – 0 Nõmme Kalju: Celtic rout Estonian champions in Champs League 2nd round qualifier.

I said in my build-up piece to this game that Celtic should be turning this team over and effectively putting the tie to bed in the first leg and that’s pretty much what happened last night.

Celtic went with the unusual formation of 3-5-2 so for the first time in a long time we started with two men upfront something that Brendan Rodgers quite simply refused to entertain whilst in charge of the club.

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Celtic mean business.

This meant a first competitive start for Leigh Griffiths since November playing beside Odsonne Edouard which was refreshing to see though at the back ÂŁ7 million summer signing Christopher Jullien continues to linger on the bench with Nir Bitton being preferred in beside Jozo Simunovic and Kristoffer Ajer.

I was actually quite surprised by our visitors in the first ten minutes or so. They seemed pretty energetic and combative and certainly gave the indication they weren’t there to lie down. But as the half progressed we got on the ball a lot more and proceeded to create chances as Nõmme increasingly began to pack their box in an attempt to keep us at bay.

Their keeper Pavel Londak made some impressive saves throughout the night beginning with pushing over the bar a stinging long-range drive from Ryan Christie. That set the tone for Chrisite who dominated proceedings as he continuously bore down on the opposition goal time after time.

Indeed it was one of his free-kick deliveries into the box that saw big Ajer head home the opener after 36 mins. And with the dam breached the floodgates well and truly opened as Celtic scored twice more before the break.

The first was a converted penalty by that man Christie after a needless handball in the box by Aleksandr Kulinits and the second was delivered by the returning Griiifths who pretty much made it a dream evening for himself with a trademark freekick that went up and over the Estonians wall giving the impressive Londak no chance.

The second half became a bit of a turkey shoot with Mikey Johnstone – who had come on for the unwell Bolingoli-Mbombo near the end of the first half – continuously cutting in from the left and another substitute Lewis Morgan – who replaced Leigh Griffiths on the hour mark – causing chaos down the right flank.

After several missed chances Ryan Christie finally put the tie to bed as he curled in a stunning finish on 65 minutes and Callum McGregor added the cherry on top with a fine low drive on the 77 mins mark.

So 5-0 and job done.

Olivier Ntcham also made his comeback to starting action replacing Christie on 71 mins – he actually got a pretty decent reception all things considered – and Leigh Griffiths received the man of the match award which was a nice touch though pretty dubious to say the least as Christie was the standout player all evening by some distance.

It could have been a lot more though in fairness Nõmme curved out a few decent opportunities themselves so no need to be greedy but if it wasn’t for Londak and some underwhelming finishing it really could have been double figures.

We’ll go over to Tallinn in five days for the second leg and let’s be honest it’s a bit of a formality now with the far sterner test of either Israeli champions Maccabi Tel Aviv or Romanian title holders CFR Cluj lying in wait in the 3rd round. Cluj currently hold a 1-0 lead going over to Israel for the second leg making Tel Aviv the slight favourites to progress. But as Montgomery said, “We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.”

For now, we can bask in an impressive European performance on what was a fittingly balmy evening in the east end of Glasgow albeit against pretty underwhelming opposition though at this stage in the season it can be easy to get caught out by weaker teams who are already halfway through their domestic campaign.

Hopefully next week the stage will be set for Christopher Jullien to make his competitive debut and for Griffiths to get another runout and hopefully more goals. Ryan Christie really looks in the mood pretty much picking up from where he left off before injury curbed his season last April.

We also got to meet new signing Hatem Abd Elhamed at half time last night as he was introduced to the fans after completing his reported ÂŁ1.7 million move from Celtic’s former Champions league qualifier opponents Hapoel Be’er Sheva.

A 28-year-old unknown utility man doesn’t exactly set the pulses racing but hopefully he proves the doubters, and there are plenty y of them, wrong and come good when he finally gets his opportunity.

That aside all reports seem to indicate that despite the Scottish press packs best efforts that Kieran Tierney will be going nowhere this summer as Arsenal and Napoli have failed to come up with requisite readies to actually buy him.

So more good news.

Let’s hope it stays that way.

Champions League Qualifiers preview: Celtic vs Nõmme Kalju.

So tomorrow night Celtic entertain the visit of the illustrious champions of Estonia to our home ground in the 2nd round, 1st leg of the Champions League qualifiers.

Having disposed of FK Sarajevo 5-2 on aggregate in the 1st round it was pretty much expected that we would then be matched up with North Macedonian champions Shkendija after they had triumphed 1-0 away in Estonia in the first leg.

Byt the plucky Nõmme stunned everyone by turning it all around via a 2-1 win in Toše Proeski Arena, situated in the heart of the Macedonian capital of Skopje.

It’s pretty safe to say that they are pretty surprised to be here themselves.

Last season they won the Estonian top league (The Meistriliiga) for only the second time in their history thanks to a fantastic campaign that saw them go unbeaten through 36 league games with 25 wins and 11 draws, scoring an incredible 114 league goals into the bargain.

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Goal machine Liliu.

Alas, the 2019 season has not been so kind and they currently sit in 4th spot, 12 points behind leaders Flora having already lost two of the first 20 league games and have only scored 34 goals.

Brazilian marksman Liliu remains their top domestic scorer with nine goals in the league thus far but that’s way down on the 31 he bagged last season. Though he did head in the injury-time winner against Shkendija so safe to say he’s their dangerman.

They are also without title-winning manager Sergey Frantsev who was fired early in this years campaign after a poor start which seems a tad harsh considering the historic feats he led them to in 2018 but if Claudio Ranieri can get sacked after winning the title with Leicester then I guess anything can happen in modern football.

His replacement is the Ukranian Roman Kozhukhovskyi whose achievements are so vast he doesn’t even warrant a Wikipedia page.

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Roman Kozhukhovskyi. At least that’s what it says on the screen.

Squad wise it’s pretty much all domestic players save the aforementioned Liliu and club captain Maximiliano Uggè who hails from Treviglio, Italy and has racked up over 60 appearances for them though it’s difficult to quantify as details and stats on Estonian football are pretty thin on the ground.

Outside of those two, the other one to watch would be playmaker Igor Subbotin who provided 16 assists last year.

All that aside we really should be hammering them.

Scotland’s UEFA club coefficient is not great at 26 out of 55 – it was in the top 10 a decade ago – but Estonia’s is at 42.

Individually Celtic are placed at number 46 whilst Nõmme are at 288. By comparison, Sarajevo are rated at 231 though Shkendija place at 178 so perhaps it is all somewhat misleading.

They also play in a 650 seater stadium attracting crowds of a few hundred and lat season truly was an anomaly.

They are unbeaten in their last 16 domestic games as they begin to refind the form of last year though have drawn their last three, scoring only two goals in the process.

We’ve spent well over ÂŁ10 million so far this summer acquiring the talents of Christopher Jullien, Luca Connell and Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo with Hatem Abd Elhamed also on the verge of singing at the time of writing and as a club are on a completely different level to the Estonians to such an extent that our visit next week has been compared to a Metallica rock concert by the mayor of Tallinn.

Even if we’d been drawn against the far bigger Estonian clubs such as FC Flora or FCI Levadia Tallinn – who between them have pretty much dominated Estonian football over the past quarter of a century – we’d still be expecting to skelp them so it should be the case even more so with the diminutive Nõmme Kalju.

So in summation…..no excuses.

Let’s hope we deliver the goods on what looks like it’ll be a balmy summer evening tomorrow in the east end of Glasgow and put the tie to bed with either Israel’s Maccabi Tel-Aviv or Romanian champions Cluj presenting a far more daunting task in the 3rd round.

St. Mirren 0-2 Celtic: The title moves a step closer and could be wrapped up this weekend.

Celtic were far from at their best but still had far too much for lowly St.Mirren as we grabbed a comfortable win in Paisley last night.

There was a raft of changes from Sunday with Oli Burke and Timothy Weah starting up front and on 16 mins young Timo headed in off the underside of the bar. It was marginally over the line but over the line it was and the landsman called it right.

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Timo keeps it real.

It should have been two when James Kellermann needlessly handled later on in the half and we were awarded a penalty but Olivier Ntcham did that ludicrous two-second delay thing halfway through the run-up and ultimately flopped it as his poor effort was easily saved by Buddies keeper Vaclav Hladky.

In the second half, Scott Bain produced a great save from a curling long-range effort from Cody Cooke and the wonderfully named Duckens Nazon was also through on goal but fluffed his lines and the ball was eventually scooped up by Bain.

Substitutes Odsone Edouard and Ryan Christie entered the fray from the midway point of the half onwards and both impressed with one rampaging run from French Eddy leaving several opposition players in his wake and Christie crowning his return with a fine finish from the edge of the box on 85 mins.

Just after some banger in the away end behind the goal threw an actual banger on. This led to Hladky indicating he’d been hurt in some way as my mind was cast back to images of Rapid Vienna keeper Herbert Feurer feigning injury in that infamous Cup Winners Cup tie against us in 1985 when he claimed to have been struck by a bottle that hand landed 20 metres away in an effort to get the game abandoned. In this case, the banger landed about 10-15 feet away but I’m sure Hladky got a genuine fright. Indeed in replays of the goal celebrations, it appeared that scorer Ryan Christie did too.

It goes without saying that we just don’t need things like this. It adds nothing to the atmosphere and is done out of mischief and nothing else most likely by a ‘fan’ probably not even legally allowed to drink. Manager Neil Lennon looked thoroughly pissed off with it and so was just about every other Celtic fan I know. There is a ned element to our support. Of course, there always has been but they are becoming more brazen and visible. It’s something we must tackle. How you may ask? God knows. It certainly won’t be an easy or quick fix that is for sure. We aren’t the only one with this issue. All clubs have it. But I don’t really do whataboutery.

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Hladky in agony. He recovered though.

Opposition manager Oran Kearney has since claimed he considered withdrawing his players from the pitch after the incident. I’ll bet the home fans want him to do that most weeks. Oh and incidentally the BT microphones picked up the Buddies fans hymn sheet all night too most of which featured songs about paedophilia. A great wee ‘family club’ apparently.

Anyway, we now sit on 76 points, 13 ahead of Rangers with six games and 18 points to play for so the league could be won this weekend if we defeat Livingston at home on Saturday and they lose at Motherwell on Sunday. Personally, I’d prefer to win it on the pitch but I’ll still be cheering on Steelmen.

I was encouraged by the return to action of Ryan Christie and the enthusiasm of young Timo Weah who clearly hasn’t spat the dummy despite not featuring much since Neil Lennon’s arrival. On the other hand, though the continued decision to deploy Oli Burke up front is mystifying. His strength is running down the flanks at pace and not in tight situations surrounded by opposition players with impeccable close control required. The boy has a first touch like an old Artex ceiling and just isn’t a finisher.

As for results elsewhere last night the ‘Well lost out on a chance of top six football via a 3-1 loss at Pittodrie to Aberdeen who go equal on 55 points with third-placed Kilmarnock. Killie drew 0-0 with Hibs at Easter Road in a stinker whilst Hearts went down meekly to 3-0 at Ibrox to Rangers.

Dundee and Hamilton Accies both continued their awful season long form as both lost away to St.Johnstone and Livingston respectively. With their 1-0 home win, Livi officially secured their place in the top flight of the SPFL next season. So well done to them.

Shame only one thousand hardy souls turned out to see them.

Hearts 1 – 2 Celtic: Lenny is back with a bang.

So ‘Neil Lennon: Celtic Manager’ the sequel kicked off last night and in some fashion.

Almost inevitably the follow up to the original which departed theatres back in the summer of 2014 was to get its big premiere at Tynecastle stadium, the very arena which has saw the Lurgan man pelted with a coin, assaulted by a fan who ran onto the touchline from the stands and where he has also recorded many a fine victory down the rough the years including a 7-0 Scottish Cup mauling back in December 2013.

Right from the get-go, the Jambos were in our faces with Jamie Brandon, in particular, kicking anything in green and white that crossed his path.

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The Celtic fans continue to back the Bhoys.

Both sides had some decent passages of play and chances but it was Celtic who opened the lead with a wonderful break on 36 mins which saw Sinclair break down the left wing and feed it through to Burke who rather than go for goal himself passed it through to Forrest who placed it into an empty net due to Hearts keeper Zlamal’s attention being on big Oli instead.

On 44 mins the aforementioned Brandon got a straight red for an outrageous aerial clattering of Toljan and with that it looked all over bar the shouting.

But a suicidal pass from our keeper Scott Bain in the second half led to Ajer giving away a penalty which was converted by Oliver Bozanic.

It looked like it would be two points dropped and the heat really on as Rangers were pounding hapless Dundee 4-0 at Ibrox but a nicely dinked ball by Scott Brown from outside the box deep into injury time evaded the head of John Souttar and fell kindly for the ‘Eiffel Rifle’ Odsonne Edouard and he buried it accordingly.

It was kind of surreal seeing Neil Lennon leaping around in joy over at the touchline and you’d be forgiven for thinking he had a DeLorean parked outside so retro was the whole picture but hopefully, this is a sight we become accustomed to over the next few months that being Lenny celebrating.

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Guess who’s back……?

We needed that win last night after the events that had transpired only 24hrs before with the sudden departure of our manager to a mid-table club down south but Neil Lennon really needed it. If we’d dropped any points then the press would have been surrounding him like harbour sharks.

There was some irony in that it was the slow build up play from the back which Brendan Rodgers had been so insistent on during his time at the club which almost undid us.

Lennon now has a chance to get onto the training pitch and implement some of his own ideas which I hope will include ditching this mentality that Brendan introduced of the ball having to be constantly recycled at the back and any direct routes to goal being called off limits no matter what the circumstances or the opposition.

The victory means we retain our eights points lead at the top of the table with ten games left.

Anything other than a win last night would have given encouragement to our rivals – of which there is only really one left now in the title race – and would have fed into the narrative that we were a club in crisis and imploding from the inside.

Not just the win but the nature of it were important almost beyond words and this was a great way for Neil Lennon to reacquaint himself with both the players and the fans. The outpouring of joy amongst the faithful and from the team was universal.

Of course off the field much is being made about ‘sectarian chanting’ from our end and another idiot throwing a coin. Strange that they don’t mention the ‘pedo’ chants from the honourable Hearts fans or the other bile that usually emanates from the stands at Tynecastle which is trumped only by the hymn sheet at Ibrox in its venom. Yes, let’s all just pretend this a west coast of Scotland problem shall we?! Total and utter nonsense.

Anyway, now move onto another vital game – let’s face it they are all vital at this point in the season – against Hibs in the quarter-final of the Scottish Cup on Saturday evening at Easter Road.  Our hosts are a team that our new manager – well newish anyway – knows well as he was managing them up to only four weeks ago.

They themselves are going through a purple patch under their new manager, the unfortunately titled Paul Heckingbottom, and have won three games on the spin including a 2-1 win last night at McDiarmid Park against St.Johnstone where they came from a goal down and a sending off to take the three points.

It isn’t going to be easy. Certain players in the Hibs team will have something to prove to their ex-manager with Florian Kamberi, who was the alleged instigator of the supposed player revolt against Lennon at Easter Road, in particular, likely to be going the extra mile.

But the Treble Treble is within our grasp and at the helm, we have a man who lives and breathes the club and clearly has some idea of what he’s doing considering he had a 70% win ratio from 227 games the last time he was in charge so let’s continue to pull behind him and onto victory.

Celtic 2-0 Hibs: DĂ©jĂ  Vu at the top and pantomime season lingers on at Pittodrie.

Another game. Another Celtic victory. Oh and another clean sheet. So that’s 6-0 now in terms of the 2019 winning streak and 16-0 on aggregate since returning from the break. These intros are now more or less writing themselves.

So last night Celtic secured another three points as the march towards eight consecutive titles rolls on. As expected a somewhat demoralised Hibs team in disarray since the departure of their manager Neil Lennon offered little. In their dugout, Eddie May continues to look as about uncomfortable as a pilgrim in an unholy land no doubt suffering flashbacks to his ever so brief yet disastrous tenure at the helm of Falkirk nearly a decade ago. Time flies. He also disclosed after the match he’d put off having a vasectomy so as to attend the game. That’s commitment. Either that or he bottled it.

Under Lennon, Hibs were a challenge every time we met them. Indeed in the last six league encounters between us and them, we’d only beaten them twice suffering two defeats and drawing twice in the process with an aggregate score of 10-10. Every game had been free-scoring save one with goals flying in at either end. However last night they offered little and Celtic pretty much did as they pleased with Timothy Weah and Scott Sinclair both going close before Jeremy Toljan cut in from the right to feed Christie in the box and the Scotland internationalist turned and buried it nicely to open the scoring on 24 mins. The rest of the half was more of the same.

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That’s the way to do it. 

In the second half, Celtic continued to create chance after chance and it should have been two when Boyata’s point-blank header was saved magnificently by Ofir Marciano. But the points were wrapped up finally on 63 mins when McGregor fed Christie from his own half and he scampered forward before releasing Burke with a nicely placed through ball that was duly executed in the box by that man Oliver Burke who finished via a deflection from the diving Darren McGregor which dinked over the despairing Marciano.

As a result, Celtic move onto 57 points with their third consecutive 2-0 win and remain six points clear of second-placed Rangers who stayed in contention thanks to a 4-2 win at Pittodrie over Aberdeen which sees the Govan based side pull five points ahead of the Dons after a controversy-filled affair. Having gone into the break 3-1 up thanks to two goals from Alfredo Morelos and the customary penalty for James Tavernier all looked comfortable before Englishman Tavernier conceded a penalty in his own box early in the second half that was converted by recent goal machine Sam Cosgrove. Then back up the other end, that man Morelos continued his pantomime style approach to the beautiful game as he raked a foot down alleged Celtic target Scott McKenna before appearing to take a stud to the face as the big Reds defender retaliated. Morelos went down like he’d been tasered by Grampians finest and both were subsequently shown red cards. Thereafter the home side dominated and were unlucky not to get another penalty when Allan McGregor unsuccessfully tried to break the shin of young Lewis Ferguson before a breakaway deep into injury time saw Jermain Defoe bury his new sides fourth goal and secure the points.

Earlier on today Alfredo Morelos red card was rather brazenly appealed by his employers. If the SPFL – or is it the SFA? – actually, entertain it never mind overturn the original decision then any last lingering shreds of credibility the ruling body have in Scottish football will be thoroughly doused in petrol and incinerated for good. It would be lunacy. So that’s probably why it might happen.

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Morelos was fine in the end by the way.

As the candles dimmed on Aberdeens’ unlikely title challenge they were also more or less extinguished over at Dens Park where Kilmarnock were held to a 2-2 draw by relegation battlers Dundee. 2-1 down at halftime Steve Clarke’s men got it back to equal terms thanks to a spectacular free-kick from Chris Burke and then laid siege to their host’s goal before Kenny Miller raced clear on the break in the dying embers and won a penalty. He stepped up to covert but fluffed it though and Dundee passed up the chance for two undeserved but vital extra points.

Livingston stopped the rot of their recent five-game losing run by batoning down the hatches at Tynecastle and securing a 0-0 draw against their favourite team Hearts whilst the Brian Rice revolution got off to a flyer at New Douglas Park thanks to a 2-1 win for his new charges Hamilton Accies against St.Johnstone for whom the wheels have really come off recently. That’s their fourth league loss on the spin having only lost two of their previous thirteen.

The season of woe over in Paisley continues for St.Mirren and their beleaguered manager Oran Kearney. They suffered their sixth loss in a row on league duty via a 2-1 home defeat to Motherwell and that’s their 19th in 25 in what has been a truly awful campaign. Their 0-0 draw in his first match against us back in mid-September must feel like a managerial lifetime ago for Kearney and you wonder just how much longer it can go on for before the latest axe swings on a Premiership manager’s head.

As for the rejuvenated Motherwell, that’s their fifth straight league win in a row now with nine goals scored and only two conceded. Youngsters such as Jake Hastie, Allan Campbell and David Turnbull have really come into form and they now look almost odds on to catch struggling St.Johnstone for a top six place which seemed nigh on impossible going into the winter break.

This weekend it’s back to the cup and we entertain that very team I’ve just written off in St.Johnstone on Sunday. Injury wise we are still likely to be without Odsonne Edouard and James Forrest with Tierney, Rogic, Benkovic and Griffiths also still way off.  Emilio  Izaguirre could also struggle after suffering a heavy tackle to his ankle last night though according to Brendan it’s not as bad as first feared.  Bayo made the bench last night and might see some game time but again the expectations will lie with our go-to guys McGregor and Christie as well as the new Timothy Weah / Olly Burke connection.

Kilmarnock will be hoping to repeat their recent win over Rangers in the Saturday evening game and there will be all the razmataz and glamour of the Highland Derby on Monday night. Expect Dundee Utd to also fancy themselves at a dejected St.Mirren in what could be another nail in Oran Kearney’s Scottish football management coffin.