Midweek analysis: Punishing schedule begins to show in Celtic’s weary legs.

Celtic played their fourth game in eleven days last night and it showed.

Coming hot on the heels of a vital win in Rosenborg only six days ago which was followed by a League Cup final victory over Aberdeen on Sunday to secure seven consecutive trophies Brendan Rodgers decided to aptly make seven changes to the first team with regular starters such as Tom Rogic, James Forrest, Odsonne Edouard and Scott Sinclair dropping to the bench and Scott Bain handed back the number 1 jersey to Craig Gordon in goal. Added to that both Dedryk Boyata and Mikel Lustig were ruled out through injury.

In came some impressive replacements such as Scott Brown, Olivier Ntcham and Leigh Griffiths as well as big Jozo Simunovic and there were even starts for Cristian Gamboa and Johnny Hayes both of whom have been so far out of the picture recently they’ve been rumoured to be training at Barrowfield.

Our opponents Motherwell have been a bit embattled this season as manager Stephen Robinson struggles under the weight of expectation created by reaching both domestic cup finals last season whilst contending with a long injury list and the realities of losing some of their best players in the past two transfer windows such as striker Louis Moult and defender Cédric Kipré.

The club recently posted pretty stunning annual profits of nearly ÂŁ1.75 million at their recent AGM  but as nice as that sounds it’s on the pitch where the results really matter and the Lanarkshire club have found them hard to come by this term as they have generally floundered just above the bottom three at the foot of the table all season as well as exiting the League Cup at the quarter-final stage.

That being said they were able to a pull a 3-3 draw out of the fire at home against Rangers back in late August as well as winning their last two home games which included a 3-0 hammering of a pretty decent Aberdeen team only 11 days ago.

In the first half, we didn’t play particularly well but either did our hosts and we looked pretty comfortable without posing any real threat before Ryan Christie continued his incredible recent vein of form as he was fed a ball through by Tierney on 13 mins which saw him glide into the box and finish beautifully with the outside of his left foot across Motherwell keeper Mark Gillespie. That was his sixth goal in his last seven domestic outings for us.

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Ryan Christie just can’t stop scoring.

From there on out you thought we might be on easy street and that looked validated when Benkovic cracked home a wonderful left foot finish in the box from a corner into the exact same spot that Christie had found earlier before it was chopped off by referee Kevin Clancy. The reasons remain unknown to everyone including to Clancy himself I’d imagine.

Just before halftime, Christie was felled in the box by a clumsy challenge from Andy Rose and we were gifted a chance to go 2-0 up. Up stepped returning striker Leigh Griffiths but his strike whilst powerful lacked any real width and was parried away by Gillespie.

Griffiths cut a pretty forlorn figure all night and had two free kick opportunities in the game both of which were in what looked like a perfect position for his striking talents. Alas, both failed to get past the wall and he really isn’t looking himself at the moment.

The second half was a pretty tame affair with Celtic dominating possession but not creating much even with the introductions of Rogic, Sinclair and Edouard but still, it looked like the three points were ours until Motherwell striker Danny Johnson emerged late on and lashed home an equaliser from the left-hand side of the box on 88mins. Gamboa might have been fouled in the build-up but it wasn’t given and credit to Johnson who finished with aplomb.

Fir Park continues to remain a strangely difficult place for us to get a result under Brendan. Our last three games there have been tight draws and the one before that saw us rescue a 4-3 win via a 90th-minute strike from Rogic having been 2-0 down at one point.

Celtic looked very weary and lacked any real spark or fluency. Of course, the latter is almost impossible to achieve when you make so many changes but it’s hard to criticise Brendan when you consider the number of games already played in such a short space of time combined with the number of games we have coming up. Players such as Callum McGregor look like they are running on empty and Tierney is also lacking a bit of dynamism most likely due to the punishing recent schedule.

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Contrary to some reports Ntcham did actually play. 

Between now and our visit to Castle Greyskull on December 29th we have a pretty relentless schedule which will see us play seven games in only 21 days.

The first of these is on Saturday at home to Kilmarnock who incredibly are top of the table with 31 points after a 2-0 home win last night against Livingston as their meteoric rise under Steve Clarke continues. They’ve lost only once in their last 11 league games with seven wins. That run actually began with a 2-1 win against us at Rugby Park back in late September which saw them triumph via a last-second headed winner by former Celtic defender Stuart Findlay deep into injury time.

At that point, we were enduring a mini-crisis but since then have gone undefeated in 11 domestic games – eight in the league and three in the cup – with nine wins so it really is the two form teams in the country meeting each other.

We scuppered the chance to go top last night as the draw sees us sit one point behind the Ayrshire side – though we have two games in hand – however, Saturday presents us with another such opportunity. It’ll be tough and it doesn’t get any easier as five days later we entertain Red Bull Salzburg in our final Europa League match needing at least a point to progress to the last 32 and European football beyond Christmas & New Year which is always a bonus.

Managing the game on Saturday will be difficult. I presume Forrest having been rested last night will come straight back in and the likes of Rogic and Edouard will also have to start if we are to give Killie our full respect which considering their lofty league position they definitely merit. But in saying that our league position can always be rescued throughout the month whereas we only have one chance to get it right against the Austrian Champions on Thursday.

Personally, I’d prioritise Salzburg.

The squad players that come in though must do better. Ntcham and Griffiths for a start should be contributing much more and Sinclair continues to look a shadow of his former self. As for Gamboa and Hayes, I don’t really expect much considering their efforts thus far in a Celtic jersey and neither fail to disappoint in that respect.

After Salzburg we are away at Hibs the following Sunday – usually a tough game but Neil Lennon’s side have capitulated in the past five weeks – and then it’s two must-win home ties against Motherwell and Dundee in the space of three days before a trip to Pittodrie on Boxing Day and then the much awaited pre-New Year’s all Glasgow battle against Steven Gerrard’s temporary table toppers.

For now, I hope the players are resting and then raring to go for Saturday.

Whoever would have thought you’d see a top of the table clash featuring us versus Kilmarnock halfway through the season?

It really is a mad, mad, mad world out there.

Weekend review. Celtic rip Hearts apart and, Boydie goes crazy and it’s raining coins in Paisley.

A belated review of Celtic’s weekend performances against Hearts due to circumstances and by circumstances I mean a Saturday night Halloween party and being away from the house for a few days.

Celtic had their third meeting with league leaders Hearts on Saturday at Celtic Park, coming a mere six days after seeing off the same opposition at Murrayfield in the League Cup semi-final.

It was really as you were as Hearts tried to sit in and defend and just ended up getting ripped apart as a ravenous Celtic team tore into them from the first whistle and ended the half 3-0 up after Odsonne Edouard cracked in a beauty off the underside of the bar from the edge of the box followed by Filipe Benkovic rising high to power in a header from a corner – yes you heard that right Celtic scored a goal from a corner kick – and French Eddy added his second as he directed a Tierney cross home after the latest fumble from Hearts calamity prone keeper ZdenÄ›k Zlámal who for some reason is now just referred to as ‘Bobby’.

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Benkovic rises high to head home imperiously. 

It should have been much more with other chances going a begging including Ryan Christie clipping one just past the post from close range in the opening minutes and then hitting the post as he tried to slide one home soon after the second.

Callum McGregor nearly scored one of the goals of the season in the second 45mins as he ran from his own half into the Hearts goal and rounded a couple of defenders before striking it just past the far post.

James Forrest did make it four after some nice intricate play on the edge of the box from that man Edouard again resulted in the winger turning and burying it past ‘Bobby’ with aplomb.

Forrest then was taken down in the box by Hearts striker Craig Wighton as Celtic terrorised the Edinburgh clubs goal once again and Ryan Christie stepped up to make amends for his earlier misses and stroked home the fifth and final goal sending the keeper the wrong way in the process.

All in all a resounding victory which takes us within a point of Hearts with a game in hand.

Craig Levein later admitted he’d played it safe and it had backfired though I think even if they had been more adventurous things might actually have been worse as his side went back to the capital with their tails firmly between their legs. Even Steven MacLean kept his hands to himself after the scandal of the recent ‘bawsgate’.

So now Celtic go into this Thursday evenings match with Red Bull Leipzig in pretty incredible domestic form though I’ll reserve any talk of that for another article.

Elsewhere Rangers ended their three-match winless run and once again underlined the managerial genius of Steven Gerrard as they scored twice late to rescue three points against a struggling St.Mirren at New St.Mirren Park in Paisley.

Loveable rogue Alfredo Morelos was lucky to survive a 50 pence piece being directed at his genitalia  that he didn’t seem to notice and after the game St.Mirren keeper Craig Samson had collected enough coins in his goal to afford a Big Mac meal en route home as Scottish football fans continue to show amazing financial frivolity in the face of the oncoming Brexit.

Kris Boyd also got a rare runout at home for his beloved Kilmarnock against Aberdeen and scored a penalty midway through the first half which led to him losing his mind and going crazy in front of the Aberdeen support as he goaded them with reference to his weight before an off the cuff dance resulted in a five pound note being hurled at him. He later used this to purchase a lasagna and two bags of monster munch at a local Tesco express.

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Boyd goes bananas. 

Clearly, motivated by Boyd’s banal celebration Aberdeen went onto win the game 2-1 with Barry Ferguson’s nephew Lewis curling in a late free kick in front of the travelling faithful who celebrated wildly though Boydie had long since departed to purchase his aforementioned post-match meal by that point.

Just another weekend in the mad, mad world that is Scottish football. Just remember no matter how all of the results turn out every club brings it upon themselves.

 

Post-match analysis: Dundee 0 – 5 Celtic. A massacre at Dens while it kicks off big time elsewhere.

Well, I think it’s pretty safe to say that we’re back to being in fine fettle now.

Domestically at least.

A rampant Celtic tore hapless Dundee apart on Halloween with four goals in the first half all started by a beautiful strike from star man Tom Rogic on the 20 minute mark followed  by a penalty conversion from Scott Sinclair just after the half hour, James Forrest finishing off a sublime passing move with a neat finish on 38mins and then Odsonne Edouard tapping in the fourth just before the half-time whistle blew after some fine wing play and a cut back from Forrest.

The second half saw Celtic predictably drop down a few gears whilst Dundee put on their best guiser masks and started hammer throwing as they committed to keeping the score down.

That didn’t stop Ryan Christie bursting through on goal to finish expertly on 48 mins and Kieran Tierney should have made it six when he placed it past the post when it seemed easier to score after a fine low cross to the back post by substitute Daniel Arzani.

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Arzani wishes the Celtic support a hello and a goodbye. 

Incidentally, we finally got a glimpse of the highly touted Man City loanee Arzani who looked a little off the pace but still pretty tasty all before he went down in a heap on 78 mins before being taken off on a stretcher. Sadly early reports indicate ligament damage and that he’ll be out for nine months so safe to say we won’t be seeing him again. Thanks for the memories, Daniel. We’ll always have Dens.

The performance was a continuation from what we’ve been seeing from the Hoops since the mauling of St.Johnstone at McDiarmid Park nearly four weeks ago and saw us rack up our 18th goal in four domestic games.

Yes, Dundee are pretty much on their arse at the moment with their shellshocked new manager Jim McIntyre probably wondering what the hell he’s has got himself into and gave nothing going forward all night incredibly registering no shots on goal. But Celtic still put them to the sword in impressive fashion none the less.

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Who’d be Jim?

Let’s hope we can continue this on to our top of the table clash with Hearts on Saturday with victory seeing us close the gap to 1 point with a game in hand over the jam tarts.

Over at Tynecastle last night they played out an eventful 0-0 draw with city rivals Hibs that saw their keeper smacked in the chops from a Hibs fan – no way it was a punch but still was uncalled for – and Neil Lennon got coined by one of Hearts more impassioned supporters who our ex-manager would now like to meet for a friendly one to one over a cup of tea or words to that effect.

Elsewhere crisis continued to envelop Rangers as they dropped points to Kilmarnock – who in fairness are no mugs these days as we found out to our own detriment earlier in the season – just as their financial figures were released revealing trading losses of over ÂŁ14 million to the year ending June 30th.  Interesting that they decided to release the figures just before a home game kicked off. It’s almost as if they are trying to divert attention. Still, Dave King is very confident things are moving in the right direction and he looks pretty trustworthy.

I’m told that Europea League qualification will sort all things financial out. Strange how it’s been painted as financial salvation over in Govan yet our elimination from the Champions League and subsequent qualification for the very same Europa League has been painted as a near financial disaster. Funny that.

Anyway, it’s all going well on the good ship Celtic for the moment and there can be no doubt that the team has their swagger back.

Let’s hope the re-established domestic dominance can be translated into a positive European result in one weeks times as we desperately need to beat Red Bull Leipzig at Celtic Park next Thursday.

Anything but victory effectively eliminates us and defeat combined with Salzburg winning in Norway would confirm it.

I was disappointed we prioritised the weekend’s cup semi-final against Hearts over last Thursday nights away game against the Germans.

Europe for me is always where good Celtic teams and managers really prove their worth and by and large in the past three seasons we’ve been found wanting.

I guess I can delve a bit deeper into that quandary next week so for now, let’s just enjoy our continued return to form whilst all of our rivals faltered on Halloween night.

Post-match analysis: Kilmarnock 2 – 1 Celtic: Oh dear!

I held off on reviewing this one in the immediate aftermath mainly because everyone was losing all perspective including myself.

To be honest I wasn’t so much angry as vaguely disappointed as truth be told I wasn’t surprised.

Kilmarnock are an effective team under Steve Clarke who has done an incredible job there – it’s just a shame more of the locals don’t turn out to see it – and via keeping together the squad that worked so tirelessly for him last season he has a bunch of players who you feel would run through walls for him.

Losing the late goal was one of those things. I believe Chris Burke wanted to play it short so as to waste time for a point and with the Celtic defence switched off he was instead encouraged to swing it into the box where ex-Celtic defender Stuart Findlay got his head to it first and sealed the points for the Ayrshire club in dramatic fashion.

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Finlay returns to haunt Celtic. 

What was far more concerning was the preceding 90 mins where once again Celtic looked one-paced and totally devoid of ideas.

As was the case in the last two games – and most others before that come to think – the constant obsession with continuously recycling the ball from side to side in defence whilst the opposition sit in their own half and watch was once again on show.

Simply put our opponents know what we are going to do and are set up to deal with it.

Scott Sinclair got a rare start but is now a shadow of his former self, lacking any self-belief and looking somewhat disinterested.

Jack Hendry was put back into the starting line-up after Benkovic pulled up with an injury in the warm-up and that pretty much sealed an end to Celtic’s run of five previous clean sheets.

Hendry is a Dundee calibre defender running around in a Celtic shirt. It really is that simple. And he seems more aware of it than anyone else.

Ntcham was of course suspended with McGregor, Rogic and Forrest on the bench with Brendan bizarrely opting to revamp the entire midfield featuring Brown alongside Christie and Mulumbu with the aforementioned Sinclair out on the right. It proved completely ineffective.

Mulumbu had a decent enough first half but then got sucked in by ex-teammate Aaron Tshibola’s tough tackling in the second half and lost the plot. Looking like a red card waiting to happen he was hooked on 70 mins for McGregor.

Mikey Johnstone produced more of the same with a lot of effort but little to no end product. He went off on 79 mins for Edouard but French Eddy hardly got a touch of the ball and his baron spell continues.

Celtic somehow took the lead via chaotic defending in the first half as Broadfoot sliced a speculative Tierney cross resulting in Greg Taylor cracking it off his own post and Leigh Griffiths swooped to conquer as he headed Celtic into a 34th-minute lead.

We should have got a penalty as Boyata was wrestled to the floor by Broadfoot also in the first half but Craig Thomson was having none of it.

In the second half, Kilmarnock pressed and rather than taking advantage of the extra space in their half Celtic retreated into their own shell instead. On 64 mins Burke lashed in the equaliser from 25 yards showing the kind of endeavour which is non-existent amongst Celtic’s personnel at the moment.

And then the ending but I’ve already discussed that.

Al in all an awful day with the only bright spark being Lewis Morgan’s substitute appearance for Sinclair on 65 minutes. He looked bright and effective showing the kind of determination and desire that is generally lacking at the moment. Ryan Christie also produced a moment of sublime skill in the second half as he weaved his way into the box and almost curled into the net only to be denied by a superb save from Jamie MacDonald.

Anyway onto Wednesday night we go as we play St.Johnstone at McDiarmid Park in the League Cup quarterfinal. They got taken apart 5-1 by Rangers on Sunday so, in theory, should be there for the taking but then they probably think the same about us.

Brendan has been cuttingly honest in the last few days admitting that Celtic fans “should be worried” which has raised some eyebrows but for me, he’s just being honest.

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He looks concerned. 

It’s our worst start to the league in 20 years since the days of Dr Jo Venglos. Though the real issue is our away form. We’ve played eight home games this season winning seven and drawing one with 16 goals scored to three conceded. Away, however, it is only two wins from eight with three draws and three losses. Nine goals have been scored away and seven conceded. Though six of the goals we have scored came in the two away wins to Alashkert and Partick Thistle.

Rugby Park and Tynecastle will be tough places to go this season but we should still fully expect to win there no matter if it’s on plastic or how long the grass is. But I also fully expect other clubs around us to drop points at those grounds as well.

I’m not panicking just yet. But I’m close.

1998 – 1999: THE HANGOVER AND DR. JO.