International review: Scotland cap off disastrous campaign opener with a pitiful display.

When I’ve done international reviews in the past I’ve done it on a game by game basis. Not this time. I literally couldn’t bring myself to write anything in the wake of the Kazakhstan opener.

On the one hand, I try to look at it objectively.

Both Celtic and Aberdeen have both been over there in the past six years – three times in Celtic’s case, one in Aberdeen’s – and both failed to win. From four visits in total, there has been three defeats and one draw.  Temper that with the artificial surface which the team clearly looked uncomfortable on and add it to the raft of players unavailable then there are some good reasons for it.

Scotland selection wise were effectively decimated with the loss of Andy Robertson, Ryan Fraser, Kieran Tierney, Charlie Mulgrew and Calum Paterson leading up to the game and the likes of Robert Snodgrass, Leigh Griffiths, Steven Naismith, Tom Cairney, Matt Ritchie, Matt Phillips and Steven Fletcher all unavailable too for a variety of reasons. Then there has been the retirements in the past year of the likes of Scott Brown, James McArthur and Allan McGregor. So effectively a full teams worth plus subs were absent.

The replacements were just not up to it.

For some banal reason people have been calling for Graeme Shinnie’s involvement in the national team for some time and he got his start at left back only to look hopelessly out of his depth. The young centre back pairing of McKenna and Bates also looked lost without some experience at the back to guide them – okay that would have been Mulgrew’s role but surely common sense should have seen McLeish give Christophe Berra a call – and then there was the borderline insane decision to pitch in the little known Liam Palmer for his debut at left-back. Palmer looked like a rabbit caught in the headlights all night and this was particularly frustrating considering Kilmarnock’s Stephen O’Donnell was sitting on the bench a player who has not only been capped before and has been playing well all season but who also plays regularly on an artificial surface. You would have thought that one would have been a no brainer but then again when your coaching staff have no brain……….

From midfield to upfront the team looked capable enough on paper – I’m no fan of Oli McBurnie but in fairness, he does have 18 goals in 35 games for Cardiff this season – however, everyone was bang out of form with Celtic players Oli Burke and James Forrest particularly ineffective and disappointing.

Based on what we’ve seen so far there is little evidence to support a case to even attempt to make Burke’s transfer permanent, not that there would be much point in even trying considering the ludicrous transfer fee his parent club are likely to want. It is an indictment on the modern transfer market that Burke has so far collectively cost clubs ÂŁ28 million in fees considering that, to say the least, he’s a work in progress. Yes, he has pace to burn and has moments of real dynamism but his final product is generally non-existent with a poor first touch and little to no finishing ability. I hope he proves me wrong in the coming weeks but as it stands he can return to Albion with my warmest regards this summer.

To that first game itself and the Kazakhs were 2-0 up after only 10 mins which was truly incredible considering their 117th world ranking. Even more incredible was that after the match national coach Alex McLeish insisted that he thought his team had got off to a ‘bright start’.

Both goals were fine finishes – Yuriy Pertsukh’s opener, in particular, was pretty spectacular – but both were also born out of poor defending as the back line was posted MIA.

Shinnie was all at sea for the second and Scotland looked completely hobbled thereafter.

In the second half, Zainutdinov scored a magnificent header and that was that pretty much except for the fact that both Armstrong and Forrest both should have scored with the ex-Celtic midfielder failing to hit the target and the current Celtic winger’s effort a feeble attempt at close range.

I’m a huge fan of Callum McGregor but personally, I don’t think he’s captain material and so it proved to be. McGregor is a playmaker and talented midfielder but not a leader of men, not helped by his rather diminutive schoolboy-esque stature, and for me, the armband would have maybe been better with the likes of McGinn or Armstrong.

Though it didn’t really matter who had it when your team can’t string three passes together and their play is completely devoid of any conviction or fire.

Three days later Scotland rolled into Serravalle to face the lowest ranked nation in world football. Having watched Ireland’s rather woeful effort in eking past minnows Gibraltar 1-0 the day before I didn’t think international football could get much worse. Scotland did their best to prove me wrong.

A 5 or 6-0 thrashing was just what the doctor ordered in the wake of the Kazhak embarrassment but instead, Scotland laboured to a wholly disappointing 2-0 win over the minnows via goals from Kenny McLean and Johnny Russell. Up front, Marc McNulty made his first start for the national team and if he’s the answer then I’m not sure what the question is.

The old mantra of ‘a wins a win’ and ‘it’s three points’ etc will be rolled out in the coming days by the team but it was another crap performance and gives little evidence of any real cohesion and passion within this squad.

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Old ‘Gammon face’ isn’t having the best time of it.

Elsewhere in the group Russia visited Kazhakstan and proved that it’s not so much a case of the Kazhaks actually being pretty good but instead of Scotland just being really bad as they plundered their hosts 4-0 to get their first points on the board. In their first game, they were pretty easily dispatched 3-1 by group favourites Belgium who just look a class apart. Belgium have since won 2-0 in Cyprus and look like they are going to romp this group at a canter.

Next up Scotland face Cyprus at Hampden in early June in a must-win match – though to be honest after that start they are all must win now – and then they head over the water to visit Belgium and their galaxy of stars which right now seems a somewhat terrifying prospect.

Anyway, let’s forget all that uninspiring and quite frankly depressing international nonsense as it’s back to club duty and the build-up to next Sunday’s Old Firm clash where Celtic could go 13 points clear and effectively seal the league.

Preview of that to come as we get on with the really important business at hand.

 

International round-up: Israel 2 – 1 Scotland. Absolute garbage!

The big adventure continued under Alex McLeish last night and took the national team plus about 1500 weary souls to the cavernous and mostly empty Sammy Ofer Stadium in Haifa, Israel for the latest instalment of the UEFA Nations League.

There they were subjected to some of the worst football we’ve seen from a Scotland national team in a long, long time.

Now that really is saying something.

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The face of the Scotland national team.

Getting beaten by World Cup qualifiers such as Costa Rica, Peru, Mexico and hammered by the second best national team in the world in Belgium is one thing but Israel are rated 96 in the FIFA rankings and had one win in ten coming into this.

They have some very good players at their disposal such as former Celtic midfielder Beram Kayal, now with Brighton in the EPL, as well as the prolific Red Bull Salzburg striker Munas Dabbur who we know all about after his shenanigans a week ago last night against us in the Europa League.

But the fact remains that they seldom if indeed ever pull it together at national team level until they met Scotland of course.

Scotland were rubbish from the get-go. The nonsense of trying to deploy both Andy Robertson and Kieran Tierney down the same flank continues and nullifies the abilities of both. That aside it appeared to be five at the back with a deep-lying midfield and the two strikers completely cut off.

Scotland never pressed the ball at all until going behind in the second half and generally sat deep allowing the Israeli team to ping the ball about in front of them like a classic Brazil team and build both momentum and confidence.

A gift was handed out in the 23rd minute when Peretz needlessly barged Naismith to the ground in the box. Charlie Mulgrew subsequently stepped up and converted and you thought that might actually breathe some life into the Scotland performance but instead, it seemed to fire up the hosts who proceeded to subject the Scottish goal to wave after wave of attack for the remainder of the game.

Peretz made up for his earlier misdemeanour by equalising on 54 minutes which was long overdue and after Souttar walked for a second yellow – his first was mindless and second came from his mistake – there was only going to ever be one outcome and it happened when a hopelessly out of position Tierney scored an OG he’d like to forget with about of a quarter of an hour left.

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John Souttar is the only shocked man on the pitch.

Allan McGregor made save after save and Israel hit the bar when they should have scored and 2-1 flattered Scotland. Despite that Callum McGregor had a few chances to actually pull something out of the fire but shanked them both which was a continuation of his finishing against Albania.

Disjointed, disorganised, fatigued and ultimately dispirited just about sums up Scotland last night as they made it five defeats from seven under Alex McLeish with a first competitive defeat in 23 months.

Players such as Kevin McDonald and Johnny Russell appear to be getting games for no reason whatsoever. McDonald is playing in a Fulham team that are being trounced most weeks and Johnny Russell is playing in the retirement village that is the MLS at 28 and even then is hardly setting the heather alight.

They now play Portugal at Hampden on Monday night which will likely be attended by ten men and a dog and anyone who thinks Portugal don’t have the potential to destroy Scotland without the presence of the scandal-mired Cristiano Ronaldo are sadly mistaken. Portugal won 3-2 away in Poland last night and even without their talisman, they are a handy outfit rated seventh in the world.

Though a right hammering might not be such a bad thing as it might force the SFA’s hand vis-Ă -vis the ongoing farcical second reign of McLeish which hit a new low last night and considering his inability to make any actual big decisions, implement anything approaching a system and his alienation of some of the countries best players a decision really needs to be made sooner rather than later.

Under the previous manager, Scotland had gone unbeaten in seven – six of them competitive – whilst under Big Eck they have lost five in seven scoring four and conceding ten. Expect that to be even worse after Monday evening.

In the post-match press conference, Alex thought the system was actually working in the first half, that the team had kept possession okay and John Souttar’s red card was harsh. He also said he was about to bring on Scott McKenna for Souttar just before he got his second yellow even though McKenna was already on the pitch having been substituted on for the injured Charlie Mulgrew at half-time………………………………

God help us!

Post-match analysis: Kilmarnock 2 – 1 Celtic: Oh dear!

I held off on reviewing this one in the immediate aftermath mainly because everyone was losing all perspective including myself.

To be honest I wasn’t so much angry as vaguely disappointed as truth be told I wasn’t surprised.

Kilmarnock are an effective team under Steve Clarke who has done an incredible job there – it’s just a shame more of the locals don’t turn out to see it – and via keeping together the squad that worked so tirelessly for him last season he has a bunch of players who you feel would run through walls for him.

Losing the late goal was one of those things. I believe Chris Burke wanted to play it short so as to waste time for a point and with the Celtic defence switched off he was instead encouraged to swing it into the box where ex-Celtic defender Stuart Findlay got his head to it first and sealed the points for the Ayrshire club in dramatic fashion.

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Finlay returns to haunt Celtic. 

What was far more concerning was the preceding 90 mins where once again Celtic looked one-paced and totally devoid of ideas.

As was the case in the last two games – and most others before that come to think – the constant obsession with continuously recycling the ball from side to side in defence whilst the opposition sit in their own half and watch was once again on show.

Simply put our opponents know what we are going to do and are set up to deal with it.

Scott Sinclair got a rare start but is now a shadow of his former self, lacking any self-belief and looking somewhat disinterested.

Jack Hendry was put back into the starting line-up after Benkovic pulled up with an injury in the warm-up and that pretty much sealed an end to Celtic’s run of five previous clean sheets.

Hendry is a Dundee calibre defender running around in a Celtic shirt. It really is that simple. And he seems more aware of it than anyone else.

Ntcham was of course suspended with McGregor, Rogic and Forrest on the bench with Brendan bizarrely opting to revamp the entire midfield featuring Brown alongside Christie and Mulumbu with the aforementioned Sinclair out on the right. It proved completely ineffective.

Mulumbu had a decent enough first half but then got sucked in by ex-teammate Aaron Tshibola’s tough tackling in the second half and lost the plot. Looking like a red card waiting to happen he was hooked on 70 mins for McGregor.

Mikey Johnstone produced more of the same with a lot of effort but little to no end product. He went off on 79 mins for Edouard but French Eddy hardly got a touch of the ball and his baron spell continues.

Celtic somehow took the lead via chaotic defending in the first half as Broadfoot sliced a speculative Tierney cross resulting in Greg Taylor cracking it off his own post and Leigh Griffiths swooped to conquer as he headed Celtic into a 34th-minute lead.

We should have got a penalty as Boyata was wrestled to the floor by Broadfoot also in the first half but Craig Thomson was having none of it.

In the second half, Kilmarnock pressed and rather than taking advantage of the extra space in their half Celtic retreated into their own shell instead. On 64 mins Burke lashed in the equaliser from 25 yards showing the kind of endeavour which is non-existent amongst Celtic’s personnel at the moment.

And then the ending but I’ve already discussed that.

Al in all an awful day with the only bright spark being Lewis Morgan’s substitute appearance for Sinclair on 65 minutes. He looked bright and effective showing the kind of determination and desire that is generally lacking at the moment. Ryan Christie also produced a moment of sublime skill in the second half as he weaved his way into the box and almost curled into the net only to be denied by a superb save from Jamie MacDonald.

Anyway onto Wednesday night we go as we play St.Johnstone at McDiarmid Park in the League Cup quarterfinal. They got taken apart 5-1 by Rangers on Sunday so, in theory, should be there for the taking but then they probably think the same about us.

Brendan has been cuttingly honest in the last few days admitting that Celtic fans “should be worried” which has raised some eyebrows but for me, he’s just being honest.

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He looks concerned. 

It’s our worst start to the league in 20 years since the days of Dr Jo Venglos. Though the real issue is our away form. We’ve played eight home games this season winning seven and drawing one with 16 goals scored to three conceded. Away, however, it is only two wins from eight with three draws and three losses. Nine goals have been scored away and seven conceded. Though six of the goals we have scored came in the two away wins to Alashkert and Partick Thistle.

Rugby Park and Tynecastle will be tough places to go this season but we should still fully expect to win there no matter if it’s on plastic or how long the grass is. But I also fully expect other clubs around us to drop points at those grounds as well.

I’m not panicking just yet. But I’m close.

1998 – 1999: THE HANGOVER AND DR. JO.